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You've just stumbled (it can't have been on purpose, right?) onto Grumpy Llama, the official website of self-proclaimed humorist, Buddy Bell.  (Okay, there are no unofficial sites, but a master plan has been developed.)

Check out our Ramblings page for this month's column.  It's supposed to be funny, but I can't make any promises.

At Listen to the Llama you'll find some really, really bad advice.

You can also try out some personality tests in the Quizzes section.  Maybe you'll learn something.  Though it does seem unlikely.

Be sure to read your Horoscope so you know what's in store for you this month.

Visit the Forum to discuss how great I am.  Or, other stuff, I guess.

And check out the Greeting Cards page to send someone special a holiday-themed card in poor taste.

Visit About Buddy Bell to be bored to death. 

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