What Venereal Disease Are You?
|10-16||Congratulations! You're Crabs! A welcome sight to anyone who starts itching a few days after that unfortunate keg party hook-up. You're gone with nothing more than a load of laundry and a tube of special shampoo (little comb included) from the drug store.|
|17-23||Ouch. Gonorrhea. You can be forced out with antibiotics, so you're still something of a relief. Though if left unattended, you'll make your victim infertile!|
|24-31||Herpes! Not good. You're here to stay. Plus, you'll make all of your victim's future fourth date conversations incredibly awkward. Awkward enough to substantially decrease the number of fifth dates. Ever.|
|32-37||Damn! You're AIDS. Sorry. You'll make everyone who's ever met your victim think he's gay. Eventually, you will, of course, kill him. The only benefit there is from your existence is that you make herpes look better!|
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