Are You Stupid?
|<41||You're a moron. You idolize Timmy down the street because he's got your dream job saying hello to folks going into Wal-Mart. You love him even though he always beats you at the game of H-O-R-S-E. This is because you spell HORSE, P-Q-S-C-@-7-H-15-Z-M-&-G. If you see me on the street, leave me the hell alone.|
|41-80||You're Timmy. Don't gloat. The only people who would cheat off you on an exam are the moron above, Forrest Gump, and Bono. Enjoy being the Greeter, it is the pinnacle of your career. You are also free to not interact with me. Thanks.|
|81-120||Now we're getting somewhere. You can probably read. (I don't know how the idiots above completed this quiz.) There's an off chance that you'll someday be able to move out of your Mom's house. But it won't last long. Shoe-tying remains a conundrum (look it up). You may ask me for a "light" if you see me out and about. I will say no. Let it end there.|
|>120||Yay! You're at the top of the heap. Or halfway done with third grade. I should congratulate you, but I won't. You've got a bright future in Civil Servitude. Or as any Customer Service Rep I'll ever encounter. Most likely, you'll be downsized and replaced by an electric pencil sharpener. You may also ask me for a "light." I will say no, but with slightly less disdain than above. And I won't spit on you. Much.|
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