Which Serial Killer Are You?
|0-49||You're David Berkowitz, AKA, Son of Sam. Your body count isn't great at just 6, but the public nature of your crimes keeps everyone on their toes. Plus, you blame your actions on the voice of Satan coming from the dog next door, so bonus points for being ape-shit crazy!|
|50-99||Well, howdy, Mr. Ted Bundy! You've killed more than 30 women, all of them bearing a striking resemblance to a girl that dumped your crazy ass. Leaving all the bodies to be found later sure spooks everyone. You're loopy, but good-looking.|
|100-149||Holy Psychopaths, Batman! You're John Wayne Gacy - esteemed business man by day, murderer of 33 young boys by night, but not until you've had your way with them. Burying them under the floor boards of your house is a nice touch, though maybe a little too Edgar Allen Poe for some.|
|>150||You're the King of All Crazies! Because for you, Mr. Jeffrey Dahmer, drugging and strangling 17 young men is just the beginning. Taking photos while you rape the corpse, then snacking on their flesh is where your dedication really shows. Anybody can be crazy, but you take the cake!|
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