Hilarious.
A good way to spend an
evening.
A good way to cop a cheap
feel on the fourth date.
Holy shit! Did you
hear that? What was that?.
2. Parachuting sounds:
Awesome.
Like something I'd
consider.
Like a great way to die.
Screw
that, man! I gotta wife and kids! Well, I mean, I want a wife and
kids. Someday.
3. A giant biker approaches you at the bar and asks if you were looking at his
lady. You:
say "Nah, dude. I
wouldn't fuck her with your dick."
say "Nah, dude. I
was looking at you."
stammer "N-n-no."
wet yourself. And
the guy beside you..
4. Your Dungeons and Dragons character was:
Lawful Good.
Neutral Good.
Chaotic Neutral.
Chaotic Evil.
5. Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Bea Arthur
Estelle Getty
Rue McClanahan
Betty White
6. When you get punched in the face, you:
Shake it off and go back
to your beer.
Spit you teeth at the
mother fucker, then go back to your beer.
Ruminate on your
decision-making skills.
Cry big round tears and
wonder why you asked her out in the first place.
7. Your childhood woobie was:
"Aww, I can totally
remember having to find him every night at bed time or I'd just never..."
A chainsaw.
8. Action hero:
Chuck Norris.
Bruce Willis.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Richard Simmons.
9. How old were when you lost your virgintiy?
<10.
10-14.
14-19.
19+.
10. You drive a:
Tank, bitch.
Ford Expedition.
Camaro.
Prius.
Your score is