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Are You A Pussy?

          1. Horror movies are:

         Hilarious.
         A good way to spend an evening.
         A good way to cop a cheap feel on the fourth date.
         Holy shit!  Did you hear that?  What was that?.


2. Parachuting sounds:

Awesome.
Like something I'd consider.
Like a great way to die.
Screw that, man!  I gotta wife and kids!  Well, I mean, I want a wife and kids.  Someday.


3. A giant biker approaches you at the bar and asks if you were looking at his lady.  You:

say "Nah, dude.  I wouldn't fuck her with your dick."
say "Nah, dude.  I was looking at you."
stammer "N-n-no."
wet yourself.  And the guy beside you..


4. Your Dungeons and Dragons character was:

Lawful Good.
Neutral Good.
Chaotic Neutral.
Chaotic Evil.


5. Who is your favorite Golden Girl?

Bea Arthur
Estelle Getty
Rue McClanahan
Betty White


6. When you get punched in the face, you:

Shake it off and go back to your beer.
Spit you teeth at the mother fucker, then go back to your beer.
Ruminate on your decision-making skills.
Cry big round tears and wonder why you asked her out in the first place.


7. Your childhood woobie was:

"Aww, I can totally remember having to find him every night at bed time or I'd just never..."
A chainsaw.


8. Action hero:

Chuck Norris.
Bruce Willis.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Richard Simmons.


9. How old were when you lost your virgintiy?

<10.
10-14.
14-19.
19+.


10. You drive a:

Tank, bitch.
Ford Expedition.
Camaro.
Prius.



           

Your score is

 

SCORE: Result
10 If you need an internet Quiz to find out if you're a pussy, you're a pussy.

 

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