What Kind of Prostitute Are You?
|9-18||Nice! High-class call girl. Your attractive, but slutty. You can make thousands of dollars a night. Of course, you'll still blow it on something stupid and end up dead in a shallow grave because you got greedy and tried to blackmail one of your married clients. But at least your last ride will be in the trunk of a BMW and not some domestic piece of shit.|
|19-25||A little out of shape, and needing to save up some money for the nose job so you can charge the big bucks, but all-in-all, not bad. You'll pull down several hundred a night until you get too old and ugly for it, then you'll be slinging hash browns at Waffle House and augmenting your tip money by knocking out $5 handjobs in the bathroom.|
|26-35||Come on. You're a cute little sorority girl who was apparently smart enough to get into college, but not smart enough to realize you could be charging for it instead of giving it away. Sure, dinner at TGI Friday's is nice, but it's not gonna pay the bills when daddy cuts your ass off. And no, the really hot pre-med guy is not going to marry you just because you gave him a hummer at the Dave Matthews concert.|
|36-43||You may be old, ugly, disease-ridden and putting it out there for $3 a go, but hey, you sure did show your Mom when she tried to give you an eleven o'clock curfew. Good news is, in two weeks when that last tooth falls out, you'll be able to offer a "Gummy" and clear an extra $17 a month. Woo-hoo!|
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