What Journey Song Are You?
|10-15||"Oh, Sherri!" You know what? I know it's not a Journey song. I know it's a Steve Perry solo work. But is anyone still pretending there's a difference? You're just pissed because you're it.|
|16-21||"Don't Stop Believing" Admit, man. This song got you through some real bad times in high school. Well, this song and getting hand jobs from freshmen girls behind the cafeteria. Man, were they ever gullible.|
|22-27||"Faithfully" Shut up, crybaby. We can all see you cowered down in the back of the bus crying because Melanie had a threesome with a couple of guys from the debate team. The debate team? Are you kidding me? You should be crying. Wussy.|
|28+||"Anyway You Want It" No, that's not what the song means, douchebag. Besides, everybody knows that despite your big talk and bravado, your were a sophomore in college before you ever saw a real girl naked. And then you were so nervous, you blew your load before you could even get your pants off. Real cool, big man.|
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